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Little fun with celebrity quotes ! : Guess the zodiac sign of the celebrity each saying belongs to?

1.walmart..do they like make walls there?

2. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.

3. So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

4. To be with the same person for the rest of your life just sounds so drab.

5. Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That… or a kick-ass red lipstick!

6. You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV.

7. Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking about things that I stress about.

8. Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

9. The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

10. It doesn’t matter if you win by a second or a mile, winning is winning!

11. I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s ok. The bat had to get Ozzy shots!

12. There’s only two people in your life you should lie to: the police and your girlfriend.

13. Life is full of risks anyway. Why not take them?

14. Every woman should have four pets in her life: a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

15. It’s a shame to call somebody a diva simply because they work harder than everybody else.

16. I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE RIGHT AND I AM NOT ASKING FOR WHOSAID IT JUST THE SIGNS

Funny quotes? Do you have more of these???;)?

Things that “Celebrities have said”

“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson

“I hope my child will be a good Catholic like me.” – Madonna

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” – Mick Jagger

“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” – Yogi Berra

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” – Christina Aguilera

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff

“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” — Keanu Reeves

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I feel my best when I’m happy.“ – Winona Ryder

“I can do anything as long as I don’t have to speak.“ – Linda Evangelista

“I’m using my brain for the first time in a long time.“ – Victoria Beckham

“I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.“ – Britney Spears